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Thursday, November 09, 2006
Posted at 2:37:39 pm by Cujo
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Wow...it's been a long time since I've posted here...I REALLY long time. =P
Um...I would like to say, happy late Thanksgiving!
I lost the link to my own blog...How lame of me. But thanks to Chris, I can post again. =P
Thankies!!!
The Turkey Cult will live once more!
Posted at 9:47:00 pm by Cujo
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Cujo’s a total nutcase, but what’s new?
Updates, that’s what!
Random Fun Stuff For All!
Tsk. Tsk. Top T is a horrible procrastinator. My deepest apologies, please don’t strangle me now. *Cowers* Anywho, as it seems to be passed midnight, I can officially say happy Thanksgiving Day for those that celebrate it. (a.k.a. Turkey Day, since 95% of Americans that celebrate Thanksgiving, eat turkey on that day.) For your enjoyment, I’ve decided to actually post some updates for the Turkey Cult because, Top T here can’t find that damn thing called ‘sleep’ anyways and the security joint just called, saying I don’t need to work tonight. Bleh.
First of all...
I’m completely shocked by the fact that there are a numerous amount of ‘non-turkeys’ that want to be members of the T.C. I’m also highly amused because of it as well. *Grins* Who would’ve thunk? People want to hold the title of a Turkey! *laughs* But rules for the amount of members, shalt not change. So that means...*shifty eyes* People have to be on their toes once there’s an opening for membership.
Since my last post, the Turkey Cult has changed a bit, but all for the good. CNT and Turkenator are encouraging I and the members to keep the group not only alive, but active. A few members have resigned their membership or were dropped, and others will take their place.
As of now, because I know we’re still debating on who’s to take the open spots, these are the members we have so far...
1 Top T
2. Jive T
3. Crazy Nazi Turkey (CNT)
4. Durkey T
5. Turkenator T
6. Persona T (Suggestions for a nickname to give Andrea folks?)
7. Suicidal T
8. Double G T
9. Drugstore Cowboy T (Cheers for Arthur, an official Turkey now! *Woots*)
10. ???
11. ???
Now be gentle, my fellow bird brains, none of these turkeys just mentioned will be dropped unless they resign themselves. *cracks her knuckles* Any complaints, just come to Top T. I know everyone hasn’t met each other yet, but damn we’ve got to do that some time soon since we all do go to the same school, ya know? :P
And for those that have ideas or requests on who they think should fill in the two open spots, come to either Jive T or Top T for your suggestions, than we can have the group vote to see if it’s acceptable to the rest of the feathered ones.
Aha, one more thing before getting to the funny randomness, I know there are members that were interested in holding ranks? Like ‘Secretary’ and such, if so, I do believe that is a good idea amigos. :P
F.Y.I.: Top T and Jive T do plan to keep their leadership in this role, don’t get any crazy ideas of overruling CNT. ;) :P Or it’s the duct tape for you! *attempts an evil laugh*
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Now for the Good Stuff!
Everyone thank Double G T for these, maybe one could be used for the T.C. flag?
 
Hehe
http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/turkey.htm <~ Turkey History
Turkey Facts....
The weird fleshy red thing that hangs below a turkey's bill is a wattle.
Wattles only appear on male turkeys, which are called gobblers or toms.
Female turkeys are hens.
Young males are called jakes.
Gobblers have growths called caruncles (car-uncle) located on the side and back of the neck.
Gobblers also have snoods or dew which are the fleshy things growing above and resting across the bill.
Only tom turkeys gobble.
Hen turkeys make a clicking noise.
Domesticated turkeys cannot fly.
Wild turkeys can fly for short distances up to 55 miles per hour and can run 20 mph.
June is National Turkey Lovers' Month!
Enjoy All!
~Cujo
Posted at 12:57:10 am by Cujo
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
ATTENTION ALL ODD PERSONAS!!!
Current Music: Wish You Were Here ~ Pink Floyd
Well, well, well, what do we have here? *Tilts her head* Seems like another school year! (For some o' us at least) An' now that school starts...*checks calendar* Aw crap, tomorrow....the Turkey Cult is back in action! Yesh, this wacked out Cujo is out o' hidin' an' tickin' again! Tick Tick Tick...BOOM!
Anywho, jus' givin' a heads up to all of ya personas! Enjoy this last day of your sanity.
Mwuhahaha! *Has had too much time to think*
-Cujo
Posted at 3:22:44 pm by Cujo
Friday, May 28, 2004
Turkey Cult's FIRST UPDATE
Eepith, I’m late on updates, sorry personas, I’ll make it up some how!!!
Turkey Cult
1. Founder/President- Top T (Cujo)
2. Vice President- Jive T (Lizz-o)
3. Member- CNT (Crazy Nazi Turkey)
4. Member- Cuatro T (Rooster B)
5. Member- Durkey (Jazmin)
6. Member- Andrea
7. Member- The Turkenator (Maria)
8. Member- Andrew
9. Member- RBT (Rhino Bird Turkey)
10. Suicidal T (Gall)
11. Double G T (Gobble Gobble Turkey/Gabie)
Flag Symbol- Undecided
Cult Call-" TURKEY CULT!" Turrrr, Turrrrr, Turrrrrkeeey!
Meetings- Updates every Thursday
Turkey Cult Members Stereotypes
Turkeys are never sober.
Turkeys don’ like Pigeons.
Turkeys highly dislike tennis an’ golf.
Turkeys beat on eachother an’ those close by.
Turkeys travel in groups.
Turkeys know how to fight.
Turkeys are all crazy.
Turkeys refer to themselves as a ‘turkey’.
Turkeys have too much time on their hands.
Turkeys record eachother’s conversations, that will soon become blackmail one day.
Turkeys plot evil things.
Turkeys like pink fuzzy bunnies.
Turkeys also plot world domination.
Turkeys are color blind.
Turkeys can talk ‘Chicken’ but still need ‘Churken’ translators.
(Not all stereotypes are true, mind me sayin’ some are though.)
Advice for the week- "Boredom kills brain cells." -Top T
Quote for the week- "How many times have I had my license revoked? Two times? Wow, that’s a Turkey Record!" - RBT & "I’ll bring the duct tape!"- Jive T
Joke for the week- (CNT’ll like this one hehe)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.
Weekly tongue twister- Say "Nazi Austrian Ostriches" three times, really fast.
Dodo Turkey for the week- It’s a TIE between CNT an’ The Turkenator.
Jester Turkey for the week- Jive Turkey
Turkey Bouncer for the week- Top T
Almost sane turkey for the week- Andrea (I bet she’s plottin’ our deaths!)
Turkey Dictionary
Turkey -Someone who is in the Turkey Cult.
Chicken/Rooster -A Turkey friend/allies.
Pigeon -Someone who dislikes Turkeys or Chickens.
Duck- Neutral person.
Churken -Almost a Turkey, but not a member.
Durken -A Duck gone Turkey.
TURKEY UPDATES!!!!!
MORE TO COME SOON!!!!!
Note to nonturkeys: No, silly birds, we are not races. We turkeys are a mix o’ Italian, Mexican, Cherokee, German, Russian, Canadian, Puerto Rican...an’ the list goes on. We not only joke about others, we love to poke fun at ourselves. Why else would we be Turkeys? :P
Comments anyone? Posted at 1:10:25 am by Cujo
Monday, May 24, 2004
Current Music: This Fire ~ Franz Ferdinand
Is it possible to be too weird? Should there be a limit to how much caffeine some people should have? Why is sleep stalking me? Did you kill the muffin man? *tries not to smack her head on the comp desktop* Jeez...I'm uh...er...eh...bored? My jaw's numb 'gain...
-Cujo
Posted at 10:05:59 pm by Cujo
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Current Music: Stryker rambling on KROQ
Turkey Cult updates will be every Thursday!!! All members will be picked by the first update along with everything else. May the cult LIVE!!!!!!
-Cujo
Posted at 8:01:50 pm by Cujo
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Current Music: Accident Of Birth ~ Bruce Dickinson
The Turkey Cult LIVES! *Grins* Ye who know o' what I speak o', gather aroun' my chickadees for we shall be o' one soon 'nough! Top T Cujo is, for the Founder is I. Wellllll eleven in whole sense thirteen no longer we be. Passed number thirteen an' twelve have done, may they live in no misery. Welcome ye new blood, be a sweet turkey! *Gets smacked upside the head by a friend for being (quote) "Weird as hell again." (end quote) Ok! Damn, chill! Cujo's going through hell and needs a bit fun to once an' awhile. Those o' the turkey cult know what I mean. ;) *Wink wink*
*Clears throat*
SOON THERE SHALL BE ELVEN IN ALL!!!!!!!!
(For everyone that is probably going "What the fuck!?" Please don't ask, it's a personal joke you jus' wouldn't be able to understand.) Cujo's OUT!.
-Cujo
Posted at 6:47:57 pm by Cujo
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Current Music: So Cold ~ Breaking Benjamin
I wont really be online for the next few days. People might catch me on Thursday sense I’ve got a doctor’s appointment and I’m not going to school after it, but I’m still planning on heading out to Agri. There’s a few problems here at home that have to be dealt with, I may go into details if things get better, if not, don’t plan on seein’ me around anytime soon. Adios personas!
-Cujo Posted at 11:23:21 pm by Cujo
Current Music: Prayer ~ Disturbed
FUCK. Fuckin' hell, some people must have bricks between their ears, which keeps them from understanding simple things. This doesn't go to anyone that reads this, you all are more so people I don't seem to have a problem with or stand neutral grounds with. Either way...guess I'm jus' ramblin' to myself. *sighs* Dammit.
Bitchin' that's all. Stressed? Yeah. Tired? Yeah. Restless? Highly. Fed Up? Overflowing. What am I goin’ to do? Nothin. ‘Cause if I do, it’s goin’ to fuck someone else up.
I’m all caged in, an’ I’m the only one to blame for it. I made a stupid decision, fought, an’ got probation. Hell, it’s not like I learned anythin’, still wantin’ to box these days. An’ I will, as soon as I get the chance. This goes to show I’M probably the one with bricks in my head, blockin’ all common sense. Hot damn, who would’ve thunk? *laughs*
Well, I’ve kept the drinkin’ to a minimum, but it’s still a big problem. My mother wants me out o’ the house in less then a month, some people say I should jus’ try to stay ‘ere, figure somethin’ out if she wont let me stay. I should at least stay here til’ my probation is over...BIG violation if I leave the state and vanish from my PO...*Grins* It’s not like Cujo wouldn’t be stupid ‘nough to try it too...*chokes* Moses is comin’ by soon, dislike the man I do, even though ‘e’s my grandfather on my dad’s side. Heh, the man doesn’t speak much English, so it’s not like I’ve got to talk to ‘im much. ;) But I don’t trust him, never have, never will. But the man’s comin’ by our place while drivin’ up north to Washington, an’ ‘e’ll be stoppin’ by Klamath in Oregon....Aw hell...jus’ forget it...
Dislocated my jaw ‘gain. Go figure, wasn’t even ‘cause of a fight. Bike riding in the Coyote Hills, an’ some idiot swerved aroun’ the corner, tryin’ to catch the light while it was still yellow. Only tapped the bike hard ‘nough to knock me off. Heard my jaw "pop" as I hit the ground. Lovely feelin’ it is really. Besides my jaw, a bloody nose, an’ a bruised right shoulder with a few cuts, I’m ok. Jus’ pissed me off more then anythin’ else. The person kept drivin’, on their merry way. I had Scathe along with me, Ivan’s Doberman, (kidnaped the canine with Ivan’s knowin’ :P) An’ the good lad with a tail waited patently as I tried to gather myself together. Ack, great experience personas, don’ think I’ll do any bike ridin’ in the next few days. An’ guess what!? It happened only...*checks watch* only ‘bout five hours ago. Only slept an hour today, had todo somethin’ so I chose bike riding instead of climbing the roof and doing nothing. Of coarse, my mom was already out to work, so she never saw me drag myself into the apartment with a slightly banged up bike an’ fur ruffled Scathe. The fuzzy boyo is still ‘ere as I type, *Glances towards Scathe who has found himself nuzzled next to her beanbag, and Sparrow’s sleeping form* I’ll probably take ‘im home on my way to Agri., sense Ivan’s place goes in the same direction, ‘e’s not home though, but I’ve got the key to let the fuzzball into the backyard. *Grins* Lovely canine Scathe is, ‘e reminds me of my Shoesnapper, Honey. A mellow dog ‘e is. *Laughs* Jeesh, I’ve got only two more hours til’ I have to leave for Agri...
-Cujo Posted at 10:50:26 am by Cujo
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